How not to make cupcakes

Do not
let children between the ages of 8 and 10 help you
Do not
try to explain why you add water before the eggs
Do not
explain why the oven must be set at 375
Do not
explain anything
Do not
use any methods to accelerate the process
Do not
overfill the cupcake holders
Note: you cannot under fill cupcake holders
Do not
forget to reset the oven thermostat from 425
Do not
forget to scoop out the excess cupcake mix
Do not
forget to reset the oven from 200
Do not
let the children back in the kitchen
Do not
ever
under any circumstances
use
silicone cupcake molds
for
cupcakes

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